九月 14, 2010

妙哉蘇格拉底

*妙語解頤*蘇格拉底的太太非常凶悍。有一次,她大發脾氣,把蘇格拉底大罵一頓後,還餘怒未息,於是就提了一大桶水,澆在蘇格拉底頭上。蘇格拉底究竟不愧是大哲學家,涵養功夫特別到家,他非但不生氣,反而搔了搔淋濕的頭髮,笑道:「雷聲以後必有大雨,這是自然法則,也證明這是真理。」*婚姻妙論※蘇格拉底的婚姻生活過得不很幸福。可是他卻能從自己的不幸中,取得一個幽默的結論:「不管怎麼樣還是要結婚。如果娶到一位好太太那麼你很幸福;如果你娶到一位壞太太你會變成一個哲學家。」*加倍辛勞*有個青年到蘇格拉底門下學演講術。他說明自己來意以後,就滔滔不絕地講了許多話。蘇格拉底答應收他做學生,但是要他付兩倍的學費。青年問:「為什麼要收雙倍學費?」蘇格拉底說:「因為我一面教你如何演講,一面還要教你如何保持緘默。」*不愧屋漏*蘇格拉底既仁慈又聰明,可是他卻敢於冒犯掌權者,所以當時的權要把他拘禁起> 來,判他死刑。蘇格拉底接到了這死刑宣告,只是一笑置之。 人們說:「你該準備接受死刑。」他搖搖頭,還是笑著說:「我一生都準備有一天會死。」人們問:「你怎麼準備的?」蘇格拉底大義凜然地說:「無論是大眾面前或是私底下,我從未做過一件對不起人的事。」*知己難求*希臘哲學家蘇格拉底在雅典蓋了一間住屋。有一位朋友去參觀時,覺得屋子很小,就問:以蘇格拉底這樣有名望的人,為什麼不建一間適合他身分的屋子?」

這位哲學家回答:「如果這樣狹小的屋子能夠擠滿真正的朋友,我就滿意了。」


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